The Golden Age of Video by Ricardo Autobahn

This video is made of win. Full lyrics and sources below…

 

Lyrics (Script?)

1,2,1,2,3,4
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her! (Freaks)

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
I was testing you – and you passed, (School of Rock)
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces, (The Simpsons)
Be required to fart on a regular basis, (South Park)
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, (The Godfather)
Channel 13 – Eyewitness news!
Robocop, who is he?
Dead or alive you’re coming with me. (Robocop)

In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head. (Sesame Street) <– vid clip 😀

I’m telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me, (Back to the Future)
Why does everything I whip leave me? (The Simpsons Movie)
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy, (Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Fava beans and a nice Chianti, (Silence of the Lambs)
You can count on Slippery Pete, (Seinfeld)
Suicide will be nice and neat! (Back to the Future)
I didn’t build the Panama canal, (Night at the Museum)
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL, (2001: A Space Odyssey)

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for,
These aren’t the droids we’re looking for, (Star Wars)
I am not a number I am a free man! (The Prisoner)
Rosebud. (Citizen Kane)
To The Idiotmobile! (Seinfeld)
Right away Michael, (Knight Rider)
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. (The Prisoner)

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
You don’t understand I coulda had class, (On the Waterfront)
Round and tasty on a bun, (Sesame Street)
Ooh Zippy look what you’ve done! (Rainbow)
Finally! Cast off those lines! (Pirates of the Caribbean)
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times, (Airplane)
Red Rum! What’s the matter honey? (The Shining)
Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money! (The Dukes of Hazzard)

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
Writing checks your body can’t cash, (Top Gun)
I was elected to lead, not read, (The Simpsons Movie)
I feel the need – the need for speed, (Top Gun)
Watch out for snakes, (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
a good man’s loafer, (The Man Who Knew Too Little)

HQ – my hat looks like a muffin – over, (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
My god it’s full of stars, (2001: A Space Odyssey)
There was no driver in the car.. (The Car)

In the car (repeat)

Well you see I’m in hot pursuit! (The Dukes of Hazzard)

There are only two things I love in this world – everybody and television! (30 Rock)
♫ The Simpsons ♫ (The Simpsons)
Ugh – you must be shrooming, (Family Guy)
Wait for me Moomin! (The Moomins)
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy, (The Micallef Program)
I want to go to there. (30 Rock)

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
An oil tycoon – like a.. moustache, (Starsky & Hutch)
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed, (The Naked Gun)
I don’t give a shit, close enough, (Blow)
Where’s me washboard? I’ll get me coat, (The Fast Show)
Y-y-y-you’re gonna need a bigger boat, (Jaws)
What’d she say? I think she bought it, (Anchorman)
Suck it monkeys! I’m goin’ corporate! (30 Rock)
C’mon let’s take a drive! A drive? (Cars)
Number 5 is alive! (Short Circuit)
It’s only a laugh, no harm done, (It Couldn’t Happen Here)
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum, (Sesame Street)
Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
It’s 2 degrees cooler, (Good Morning, Vietnam)
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, (Blade Runner)
Six words in the whole song. (This is Spinal Tap)

We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her! (Freaks)
You are number 6 (The Prisoner) 5 (Short Circuit) 4 3 2 (sources needed)
I am not a number, I am a free man (The Prisoner)

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
Give me my 20,000 in cash, (The Big Lebowski)
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
I think you woke up the dead with that blast (Back to the Future)
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
I think fast, I talk fast, (Pulp Fiction)
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass, (Ghostbusters)
Lois, this is not my Batman glass. (Family Guy)

 

The Golden Age Of Video is a promotional device for the forthcoming untitled Ricardo Autobahn album. Video directed, produced and edited by Rev. Diva Schematic. Download mp3 of the song.

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